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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:50:09 -0400

hallloween: I can’t decide if someone stabbed someone else over...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:47:24 -0400

I can’t decide if

someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger

someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger

someone stabbed a cheeseburger

a cheeseburger stabbed someone

a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:18:39 -0400

gay-men: The Daily Show Skewers Christians Calling Gay People...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:08:39 -0400

gay-men:

The Daily Show Skewers Christians Calling Gay People Intolerant.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:03:10 -0400

francoisdelabooo: is there actually sims fanfiction like how do you dialogue????? She turned to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:07:05 -0400

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

merrymalthus: quietlittleplaces: I took this picture cause I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:26:00 -0400

merrymalthus:

quietlittleplaces:

I took this picture cause I knew this story was tumblr worthy.

So I had been sitting in my big white van behind the lowell building, not going to class, and staring happily at a brick wall.

out of the corner of my eye, i notice a man coming up the alley, slow down a little past the car, but ultimately keep going.

the term ‘weirdo’ passed my mind, and I locked the doors even though any actual threat was minimal, and soon I was staring at the wall again.

Not less than 5 minutes later I heard a knocking at the passenger side window. I look over, and it’s the same weirdo who walked by the car before; Except now he looked particularly nervous and had his nose pressed against the glass.

I should mention that I never felt particularly frightened of this man. he was quite skinny, and seemed extremely skittish and fearful both when I saw him starting up the alley, and now, as he knocked.

Anyway, I rolled down the window slightly and asked “can I help you?” with one eyebrow raised and a general look of confusion.

he gestured at me with his chin, and said with an equally confused tone “you…eh…you…sex?”

We had a moment of silence.

Eyebrow still raised, and before I knew what was coming out of my mouth, I raised both my hands, shook my head and said “I’m wearing mittens”.

He immediately started shaking his head up and down as if he understood, and practically started sprinting away.

I lowered my hands after a minute and I….

what…

I can’t tell which is funnier: The fact that this strange man thought I was some sort of portable hooker, parking my van behind churches and waiting for patrons, or that my proof against being a hooker was the fact that I was wearing mittens.

this is one of the strangest interactions between two confused human beings i’ve ever heard of

deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:23:24 -0400

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

An easy 4-step diy hair coloring tutorial by Kim Kibum

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:16:34 -0400

An easy 4-step diy hair coloring tutorial by Kim Kibum

montereybayaquarium: Peacock Mantis Shrimp — He’s...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:14:08 -0400

montereybayaquarium:

Peacock Mantis Shrimp — He’s Baaaaack!

Tiny, deadly and gorgeous. That’s the peacock mantis shrimp, and we just placed one on exhibit in our Splash Zone galleries.

You’ll have to work a bit to see it. It’s housed — alone — in a small aquarium inside the Coral Crawl tunnel in Splash Zone. But it’s well worth the effort!

This is the first time we’ve hosted a mantis shrimp since 2001 when one of them stowed away inside some coral rock and earned us international headlines and live CNN coverage. (There’s something compelling about a “killer shrimp” terrorizing other animals in the children’s area of an internationally known aquarium.)

They pack quite a punch

Since then, we’ve been wary of deliberately introducing a mantis shrimp — and for good reason. Aquarists and scuba divers refer to them as “thumb-splitters” because their claws pack a punch as powerful as a .22-caliber bullet.

Those same claws can shatter a clam shell, and crack open a crab or shatter glass. They can bring down a blue-ringed octopus or a fish. The claws are made of a material so hard it can deliver 50,000 blows between molts - without breaking. It’s being studied by scientists as a model for crafting super-strong body armor for soldiers.

And it moves its claws so fast that they turn water into plasma and sound into light.

Amazing!

“A thermonuclear bomb of light and beauty”

But that’s not the end of the story, as celebrated cartoonist Matthew Inman of The Oatmeal explains in his online love-letter, “Why the mantis shrimp is my new favorite animal.”

He starts by examining the eyes that make them unbelievably effective hunters. Their vision is so sensitive that a mantis shrimp can see in both infrared and ultraviolet spectra, and uses 16 color receptor cones (compared to just three for humans).

Inman observes: “Where we see a rainbow, the mantis shrimp sees a thermonuclear bomb of light and beauty.”

It’s that combination of experiencing a world of transcendent beauty — and then turning around and pounding its prey to smithereens — that fascinates Matthew Inman.

We hope you’ll be fascinated, too, at the chance to see a peacock mantis shrimp face to face — on the other side of shatterproof acrylic.

unregardless: hey yo be nice to people bc most people are already sad so like why be mean

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:12:32 -0400

unregardless:

hey yo

be nice to people

bc most people are already sad so like

why be mean

park eunji with blonde hair

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:12:03 -0400

park eunji with blonde hair

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:11:22 -0400

badafro: “im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:08:15 -0400

badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:07:34 -0400

Yixing struggling to get the mic from Suho…

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:04:51 -0400

_{Yixing struggling to get the mic from Suho…}

Chanyeol checking himself out while lay..

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:58:35 -0400

Chanyeol checking himself out while lay..

atokniiro: Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:56:15 -0400

atokniiro:

Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc.

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it away, you take away a part of my comic.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:24:02 -0400

jay’s reaction to seul gi swearing in english ㅋㅋㅋ

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:13:43 -0400

jay’s reaction to seul gi swearing in english ㅋㅋㅋ